Both made devilishly bad decisions in the run-up to the financial crisis. Both needed multi-billion pound taxpayer bailouts, are still part state-owned, and riddled with toxic assets.
And now both are tryingto be good, despite the endless string of rate-rigging and mis-selling scandals. Importantly for investors, both are in recovery mode. But which racing demon will be the winner?
Last week, Lloyds stole the lead after posting an impressive 35% growth in underlying Q3 profit to 5.97bn. News that it would axe 9,000 jobs and shrink its branch network cheered markets, as itmakes a concerted push into the low-cost digital age.
The result: a rather harsh 2.5% drop in the share price. Markets wanted more.
RBS publishing pre-tax Q3 profits of 1.27bn a few days later, which is a marked improvement on last years 634m quarterly loss. It is also looking to save money, with 1bn of cost reductions in 2014.
Markets like surprises, and RBS was awarded with a 6.5% rise in its share price, further helped by lenient Bank of England leverage ratio rules, announced that day.
Both stocks still have their dark side. Lloyds set aside a further 900m for the next batch of mis-selling claims.
RBS is earmarking 400m to cover fines for foreign exchange rigging. It may also face claims for mis-selling of PPI, as well as interest rate swaps and US mortgage-backed securities.
Neither stock pays a dividend. Lloyds is almost certain to resume its payout first, with some brokers suggesting it could offer a token payout of 1p before the end of the year.
Thats hardly riches, though.
The Least Ugly
The RBS share price has put on a spurt lately, rising 10% in the last six months. Lloyds has lagged, falling nearly 6% over the same period. Yet I feel Lloyds now has too much of a headstart for RBS to catch up.
Absolution is still a long way off for RBS, with the overhang of that hefty taxpayer holding, and revenue and growth outlook still weak. Plus it also faces hefty restructuring costs.
With deposits rising, bad debts falling, and profits growing rapidly, Lloyds is the lesser of two evils right now. For me, that makes it the winner in the racing demon stakes.
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